HEAD drop 001 is livea1f3c2e feat: printed to order in the UK9b0d7e1 fix: free UK delivery over £75c0ffee1 chore: 30 day returns, unlike your commitsdeadb33 perf: press ⌘K anywhere1nc0gn1 feat: some things only exist in incognitoHEAD drop 001 is livea1f3c2e feat: printed to order in the UK9b0d7e1 fix: free UK delivery over £75c0ffee1 chore: 30 day returns, unlike your commitsdeadb33 perf: press ⌘K anywhere1nc0gn1 feat: some things only exist in incognito
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Clothes for people who ship with AI_

Minimal pieces for founders, indie hackers and anyone who has ever typed “make it pop” into a terminal.

Shop drop 001 g s

// the workflow

  1. 01 Describe the startup.
  2. 02 Press Accept all.
  3. 03 Tweet “built this in a weekend”.

+0 −3 lines changed. nobody read them.

a1f3c2e feat: entire startup (one prompt)

9b0d7e1 fix: the fix for the fix

4e2aa90 chore: delete tests (they were failing)

c0ffee1 feat: add AI to the AI

deadb33 revert: “make it pop”

7a11ed0 docs: README now says enterprise ready

HEAD → main feat: get dressed

Your codebase is legacy by Tuesday.
The hoodie isn’t.

VibeCoder

Drop 001 is live. Printed to order in the UK.

git checkout drop-001

~/vibecoder/src/drop-001

Drop 001 // shipped, not tested

Three pieces. Black only. Printed to order in the UK. No roadmap, no sprint planning, no regrets.

tee.tsxteevibe coder_ Teeexport const tee = ‘vibe coder_ Tee’;
// £40.00git add ↵hoodie.tsxhoodievibe coder_ Hoodieexport const hoodie = ‘vibe coder_ Hoodie’;
// £75.00git add ↵incognito-hoodie.tsxhoodieIncognito Hoodieexport const hoodie = ‘Incognito Hoodie’;
// £79.00git add ↵incognito-tee.tsxteeIncognito Teeexport const tee = ‘Incognito Tee’;
// £44.00git add ↵cap.tsxcap</> Symbol Capstatus: ‘coming soon’export const cap = ‘</> Symbol Cap’;
// coming soongit stash →incognito-cap.tsxcapIncognito Capstatus: ‘coming soon’export const cap = ‘Incognito Cap’;
// coming soongit stash →
diff --git a/wardrobe b/wardrobe
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ class You extends Founder
- conference lanyard tee (free, XL, beige)
+ vibe coder_ tee (black, fits)
- hoodie from a hackathon you lost
+ vibe coder_ hoodie
- reading the docs
+ asking the agent to read the docs
- 10x engineer
+ 10x prompt engineer (unverified)
4 insertions(+) 4 deletions(-) 1 personality added, 0 tests

// why this exists

Merge your wardrobe into main.

Every founder has a uniform. Yours used to be a free tee from a crypto meetup. Now it is black, minimal and quietly says you shipped a SaaS on a Sunday and told everyone it was “pre-revenue by choice”.

git merge --wardrobe

vibecoder / issues

Reviews // 4 open, all wontfix

◉ Open #142 Shipped 14 apps this month. 0 users.

Hoodie slaps though. Closest thing I have to product-market fit.

works-on-my-machine @buildinpublic_dan

◉ Open #157 Wore it to a VC meeting

They asked about my moat. I pointed at the tee. We are now in due diligence.

enhancement @founder.mode

◉ Open #163 Asked the agent if it suits me

It said “You’re absolutely right!” before I finished the question. Bought two.

good first issue @prompt_lord

◉ Open #171 Day 87 of building in public

Today I built: an outfit. MRR unchanged. Confidence up 400%.

wontfix @indiehacker_42

README.mdpreview

# vibe coder_

Clothing for people who build things by describing them. We are not engineers. We are not not engineers. We are vibe coders, and we have shipped more side projects this year than most companies have shipped features.

## Principles

  • Black only. Colour is a feature request.
  • Small print, big energy. The logo whispers, the founder tweets.
  • Printed to order in the UK. Nothing sits in a warehouse, unlike your other repos.
  • If it works, do not touch it.

## Install

$ npm i vibe-coder --save
$ wear --everywhere --confidently

Licence: MIT (Mostly Instagram Tweeting).

$ man vibecoder

FAQ // VIBECODER(1)

--delivery How long does it take?

Everything is printed to order in the UK, just for you, so allow a few working days before it ships. Still faster than your MVP. UK tracked delivery is £4.99, free over £75. Delivery details.

--returns Can I send it back?

Yes. Unworn and unwashed, within 30 days of delivery. Faulty? We replace or refund it. Unlike your last deploy, this one can actually be rolled back. Returns policy.

--size How does it fit?

Regular unisex fit, true to size. Organic cotton from Anthem. If you are between sizes, size up and call it oversized on purpose.

--skill Do I need to know how to code?

No. That is the whole point. You need to know how to press Accept all.

--ironic Is this ironic?

Yes. Also no. Mostly it is warm.

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